Hermes walking into the shop close to closing when Skelly is gone for the day and he’s still in his mailman uniform. He walks behind the counter and, in as seductive a tone as he can, tells Charon he has an ‘extra special delivery for you tonight, boss’ and then proceeds to unbutton his top to reveal he’s wearing that stupid fucking priority mail crop top.
Any mood is completely ruined when Charon cannot stop laughing and Hermes spends the rest of the night redder than hell, fuming, and not talking no matter how much Charon tries to make it up to him.
I’ve been looking up the quotes from the gods when boons are bought from Charon for… reasons and holy shit-
Athena - calls him foul and his goods ‘ill gotten’
Dionysus - calls his hoard nasty which, alright, calm down god of debauchery
Poseidon - calls him salty and disturbing
Aphrodite - calls his stuff foul and also him odd cause she can’t get through to him but at least 'he lusts for coin’ like hell yeah my main man ace as fuck
Ares - thinks he should get a bigger boat
And then, of course, Hermes - 'oh you found me in Charon’s shop haha so weird how’d that happen? crazy. don’t tell anyone about this also can you please say hi to him for me I miss him so much 🥺’
Charon is handsome, the Olympians are just cowards
I’m dead
I am very much dead now (in a good way)
I am glad I drew that stupid comic, I was worried I wouldn’t get the butt pose right
