Tbh the mere idea that Wilson has even remotely interacted with another human long enough to result in the conception of a child is hilarious

Also Webber like- Canonically has quotes that show that he lived with his Mother, Father, and likely Grandparents as well, all on a farm.

Meanwhile Wilson has likely spent the last 10 years in New England fiddling with his lab. Webber I think is probably from the Midwest or something.