jacqcrisis:

I’ve been looking up the quotes from the gods when boons are bought from Charon for… reasons and holy shit-

Athena - calls him foul and his goods ‘ill gotten’

Dionysus - calls his hoard nasty which, alright, calm down god of debauchery

Poseidon - calls him salty and disturbing

Aphrodite - calls his stuff foul and also him odd cause she can’t get through to him but at least 'he lusts for coin’ like hell yeah my main man ace as fuck

Ares - thinks he should get a bigger boat

And then, of course, Hermes - 'oh you found me in Charon’s shop haha so weird how’d that happen? crazy. don’t tell anyone about this also can you please say hi to him for me I miss him so much 🥺’

Charon is handsome, the Olympians are just cowards