seawillfuckyourshitup
asked:

IM GONNA DRESS LIKE YOUR CHARON AND ITS YOUR FAULT (affectionate and joking please do not take this as me being mean)

momosweetpeach
answered:

You mean fhome Charon?

That man only owns two kinds of shoes you know-

Docs and Crocs

momosweetpeach

In regards to Charon of Styx Funeral Home au, he canonically only owns doc marten boots and work-grade crocs (multiples of each but still)

The man’s an embalmer, he’s on his feet all day, he might as well be comfortable while he’s standing