Tfw your fiance went on a business trip overseas but his ship got lost and was assumed to have sunk, so you think he’s dead for two months and you drown yourself in booze but suddenly the ship returns, having to overcome a pirate takeover before coming back.
Anyway I super duper love The Owl House thus far and relate to King on a chaotic level. Also it’s 2020 and self inserts are a human right, for fun.
I am so sorry don’t hate me


I"m sorry I’m an awful person dfngkjfghgsfhsgj
Also I love ur Harpy Max, having a super aggressive parrot that hates my gut and refuses to feel emotions other than anger makes me look at Maxwell in very specific light
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oMGGGG. THAT’S HIM ALRIGHT. I’m laughing omfgkfkjhfkjdfsasfdkj




